Okay, I'll go first. Let me say,
we don't really need to be here.
- So we've been married for five years. - Six.
Five or six years. And this is like a check up for us.
A chance to poke around the engine.
Change oil. A place you look to...
Very well then. Let's bop the hood.
On the scale of one to eight how happy you are?
- Eight. - Wait...
Ten being perfectly happy and
one being totally miserable or...
- Just respond instinctively. - Okay.
- Ready? - Ready.
- Eight. - Eight.
- How often do you have sex?
- I don't understand the question.
- Yeah, I'm lost, is this one to ten thing?
- Is it like is one very little or is one nothing because...
technically speaking... zero is nothing?
How about this week?
- Including weekend? - Sure.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
- Describe how you first met. - It was in Colombia.
- Bogota. Five years ago. - Six.
Right, five or six years ago.
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA
FIVE OR SIX YEARS AGO...
Someone shot the barracuda.
Police are looking for tourists travelling alone.
Are you alone, sir?
Miss, your passport please...
... your papers.
Are you alone?
No.
No, no, no tres bien. She's with me.
I'm Jane.
John.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- To lodging bullets. - Lodging bullets.
So it speaks, but does it dance?
- Heya, stranger. - Now you're back.
Room service is out. I did what I could.
It's good.
I hope so, I had to milk a goat to get it.
Ladies and gentlemen! How about you, young lady?
Wanna try your luck?
Oh, we gotta two over here.
You know how to hold it?
- Little higher. - I know.
May I?
So we get something? Beginners luck.
- I wanna do again. - Again.
- Where'd you got to shoot so good? - Beginners luck.
- Stop, you only know the girl for six weeks.
- I'm in love with her! She's smart, sexy.
Delicate. Spontaneous, complicated. She suits my dreams.
I knew Gladis for two and a half years
before I asked her to marry me.
We had a foundation of friendship to the outer base.
- So you don't think this is all happening a little fast?
- You know me, I never do anything
without thinking it through.
- What does he do? - He's in constructing.
He's a big-time contractor.
She's so fabulous!
He's gone as much as I am, so it's perfect.
- Keep the whole thing six months up.
- Eddie, I asked her to marry me.
- What? - I'm getting married!
- I can't hear you. - I'm getting married!
I can't hear him, stop hitting him,
I think he said something crazy.
I'm getting married!
FIVE OR SIX YEARS LATER...
Gotta get these filters changed.
So what did you think about doctor Webster?
- His questions run off washy. - Yeah, that's right.
I think he's psycho.
- His office is way across town.
- We know the four o'clock meetings are right in rush hour.
- I'm not crazy about that. - So that's settle then, yeah?
Good.
- Oh, dinner's at seven. - Yep, I'll be there. Here.
I got a call from the boss.
So I got a call from the man, big high
assignment deal, you know how it is.
Excuse me sweetie, could you grab me a coffee?
With lots of sugar. Thanks a lot.
And where do you think you're going?
- The boss wants to see me. - Well, he sees you.
Look kid, people been working here for 25 years
have never seen him inside of that elevator.
Here.
- This is the assignment? - Now get out of here.
- Hello. - You're all wet.
It's raining out there.
- How's work? - So-so.
- Oh, I got a new curtains. - Did you?
What do you think?
It was a struggle over that material with that man.
- He got his hands on them first, but I won.
- Of course you did.
They are big and green, so I think we're gonna have to
replace the surface and have a new rag, maybe Persian?
We can just keep the old ones, so we're
not gonna have to change a thing.
We talked about this, you remember?
I remember. I remember cause we settled on waiting.
If you don't like them, I can take them back.
- Okay, I don't like them. - You'll get used to them.
It's zero percent IPR untill March.
So part two, here we go.
Only this time you came back alone, why did you come back?
I'm not sure really. Let me clarify, I love my wife.
I want her to be happy. I want good things for her.
But there are times...
- Honey, would you... - Five more minutes.
There's this huge space between us.
And it just keeps filling up.
With everything that we don't say to each other.
- What is that called? - Marriage.
What don't you say to each other?
This is nice. Did you do something new?
- I added peas. - Yeah, peas.
Yeah, it's the green.
- Sweetheart, would you pass the salt?
- It's in the middle of the table.
- Is that in the middle of a table?
- Yes, between you and me.
- How does it start with him? - Being honest?
It's not like I lie to him or anything, we just
have little secrets. Everybody has secrets.
- Jesus! Honey, you scared me.
- I'm sorry. Was that for the...
You're going out?
Something crashed the server downtown end of the world,
there's been no one, so... yes.
- We promised to Colemans. - Really? I'll be there.
Probably it feels like you're the only
people that are going through this,
but I'll tell you something, there are millions of
couples that are experiencing the same problems.
We got a plane in an hour.
Sorry, where's the can around here for Christ sake.
- Hey you guys are playing poker? - Private game, piss off.
- Could I sit in? You think I could?
- Piss off, do you not understand?
Guys, I got the cash, I got the cash.
That's cool, man. You're cool.
This, you see? You see what I'm saying?
Anyone interested? Anyone interested?
Cause I clean out, I understand.
These are real nice shoes.
- This is an empty chair, can I sit around here?
- That is Lucky's chair.
- Where's Lucky? I don't see Lucky. - Lucky's not back yet.
Then I'll sit here. Unless I'm too hot for you.
In the pot. Put them in the pot.
Oh, he's put something!
- Sixty dollars! - Again!
Let's play some poker!
- What a hell is this?
- It's like you're out pal, thanks for the memories.
- You're Lucky? - Yeah.
No kidding?
So what, you're waiting for job or something?
You are the job.
Curst ace.
- You've been a bad boy? - Yes.
And what happens to bad boys?
- They get punished. - Punish me.
You've been selling big guns to bad people.
Mr. Racin? Are you okay?
Ah, Colemans.
He's dead!
Taxi.
- Hey, honey. - Hey, baby.
- I didn't knew you got out.
- I went to the sports bar, put some money on the game.
- How did you do? - I got Lucky.
Welcome, neighbours!
- Good to see you guys! - Hi.
- It's wonderful. - Thank you.
- Come on, let's see the girls. - Don't get too far, guys.
- You wanna sell it? - No, no, not this one.
- Nobody thinks so, that's what Suzy says.
- Ain't that the truth?
You guys have any place?
- Can I get you a drink? - Yes, sherbet please.
Girls?
- Daddy, daddy, daddy! - I'll be at the filling station.
Hey boys. Scotch.
- So Chat got the promotion. - That is so great!
We're so excited we can finally pay addition on the kitchen.
Oh shoot, not again! I need to bring coat.
You know what? Can you hold her for a second?
- What, no. - Please, it's only for a moment.
Please just...
Oh, she likes you!
I liked your dress tonight. It was nice.
Thank you.
Hello Mrs. Smith. There's couple in that land I guess.
- That's what I hear, what have you got?
- I've got you boarding pass, tax receive.
Get rid of that gun.
- You have a tissue? - And your hotel bill.
And don't loose them, keep them in the envelope.
- You'll need them! - You'll get there faster.
I'll get to New York, I'll check it there.
- Is Eddie here? - His door's on lock.
- Good morning, pal. - How you're doing?
That old same old. People and kill.
Oh, Johny. I'm gonna have a little get together this weekend.
In my house. Barbecue, no ladies.
Dude's only. It's gotta be awesome.
Yeah, I'll talk to Jane.
You wanna use my cell phone? Maybe you wanna give her a call
in case she worries. Make sure she thinks it's okay.
- You live with your mother!
- Why would you bring her in this?
She happens to be a first class lady.
John Smith. LOGIN ACCEPTED
- Hello, John. - Good morning, Gwen.
Quite the bodycount this week.
We have a priority one, so I need your expertise.
The target's name is Benjamin Diaz, aka the Tank.
He's a direct threat to the firm. DIA custody.
They're making him ground to air, hang off to hell.
Ten miles north of the Mexican border. I need you
to make sure the target does not have a chance.
Tank?
Confirmed. Identifying eye contact.
Sorry to interrupt, but we have a situation.
You know the competition, they'd love to see us buried.
So I need you to handle this personally.
- Target? - Benjamin Diaz.
We need this quick, clean and contained.
Yes, sir.
- Ladies. - Morning.
Yesterday's office one killing, one agent protected custody.
- We'll get them out tomorrow. - Two cases of PG bodies.
- Right to go Jas. - The target's name is Benjamin Diaz,
aka the Tank.
- You're serious? - Yeah.
Target's being moved across the border to a federal facility.
The only point of aviability is south to border.
I want JPS and SAC of the canyon and
the weather report for the last three days.
Target will meet the helicopter here in desert,
you will have one chance to strike.
Oh look, we're in desert.
- Are we green? - Perimeter is armed, we're up and
running.
This is John. Target approaching.
Approach confirmed, John.
Oh, come on.
- Are you getting this? - Affirmative. Is it a threat?
Countdown's initiated. Convoy is not in the zone yet.
There's an idiot in the field, he's gonna blow the thermals.
Civilians.
Now I'll get a tune out of this trombone.
- We're taking up a weapon's signature.
- Shit! He's not a civilian.
Oh, man!
Asshole.
Convoy is in the zone, countdown is initiated.
Shouldn't everybody buy this things?
I think I got IDd on this hit. You've been IDd on the hit?
- Not that I'm aware, no. - Right. I think I'm in trouble.
- You got a look at him? - No, but his weight is 50 pounds.
Maybe he's still here.
I'm not sure it's him.
- You're saying you got ass shot by some girl?
- I think so. A pro.
This shouldn't be that difficult, how many chicks hitters
are out there, you know what I mean?
- You guys want some dessert? - What do you have?
- Ice cream. - Ice cream?
- That sounds delicious, what flavours do you have?
- Strawberry and vanilla.
I don't like either of those. Separately, but maybe
mixed together, it could be a nice little dish.
And not just little piece, I'd like the whole sun day.
- It'll be arranged. - Perfect. It'll be arranged, did you
hear that?
Will you get me other details
on her besides her weight class?
- Laptop. - I'm sorry, you're in hard zone right
now
I have a hard time talking to you. - Laptop.
Okay, laptop.
I wanna know who that bitch is!
Get me that tape. Get me that tape!
- What? - It's Father.
The FBI secured the package. Window's closed, sir.
- I told you we couldn't afford any mistakes!
- There was another player.
We do not leave witnesses. If this
player IDd you, you know the rules.
- You have 48 hours to clean the seat, Jane.
- Looking forward to it, sir.
All right, we have a new target, let's find out who he is.
Jesus, what did you do to it? You campfired with it?
- Buy a new one. - It's of great value for its owner.
- Who's that? - I was hoping you tell me.
- So what's the rush about it anyway?
- You know me, I'm just trying to return some lost property.
- Hey Phil. - Hey John!
- You can dig in? - No, it's destroyed.
Here we go. Upgraded rem modul.
The chip's Chinese. Being put by Dynamics. Recalibrated by...
You know I might be able to get you available address.
All right, no name, just an address.
Sixth Avenue. Suite 5003.
New York, you know the place?
SUITE A 5003
JANE SMITH, CEO.
Sweet Jesus, mother of God.
Why don't you both go make some coffee?
Jane, it's your husband. He's back from
Atlanta, he wants to know about dinner.
Tell him dinner's at 7-00.
- Hi John, she says dinner's at 7-00. - It always is.
- Right in time. - As always.
- It's a nice surprise. - I hope so.
- You're home early. - I missed you.
I missed you too.
- Shall we? - Yes.
- You only do it on special occasions.
- This is a special occasion.
Pot roast, my favourite.
Let me, sweetheart.
- You've been up all day. - Thank you.
Sure.
So how's work?
Actually we had a little trouble with the commissioning.
- Is that right? - Yeah.
Double booking with another firm.
- Green beans? - No, thank you.
Have some.
- I hope everything works out okay.
- It has been yet pretty well.
Pot roast is my favourite.
Sweetheart, could you pass the salt?
You've tried something new?
So how's in Atlanta?
Had a few pumps ourselves. Figures did nagged up.
- Big deal? - Might be. Wine?
Yeah.
- I got it. - I'll get a towel.
Janie?
Honey?
Jane!
How could I be so stupid?
Jane!
Oh dear God.
Wait! No, no, no! Accident. Honey, accident!
Jane, stop the car. Now!
Wait! You're overreacting!
That's not getting away. We don't wanna go slip angry.
Pull over. Pull over!
Now look!
We need to talk!
- Coming! I'm coming! Who is it? - Open up!
- What the hell happened to you? - My wife.
- She tried to kill me! - Yes, she did.
You know what, Gladis tried to kill me not with the car.
At least Jane was mad about it. But they're all type of it.
Slowly, painfully, crippingly. And then they hurt you.
You know how hurt I used to be over her?
I used to beat myself up, now I'm great.
I got things overcome, I'm calm.
- Why? Because I woke up in my robe.
- You live with your mom.
I live with my mom because I chose to.
Because that's the only woman I've ever trusted.
- It's unbelievable. - I know what you're thinking.
I know exactly what you're thinking. If she lied about that,
what else is possible that she lied about?
Her job is to spy, to get information from people.
French Riviera, the yacht, an Iranian prince.
She's supposed to be close to them,
gaining trust. It's disgusting.
What? What do you say?
What? Your husband is the shooter?
That's impossible!
Really?
These whole things were probably planned from the beginning.
Operation stake out Johny. The six years
stake out to get information from you?
Mission accomplished.
Okay, here's the upside. You don't love him?
- No. - You'll kill him.
And nobody's better at that than you are.
And then it'll be over.
Johny, come on I know you're embarraced,
but it's me, Eddie you're talking to.
The guys we're working with they
don't know, I'm never gonna tell them.
The people she works with,
they probably got a big laugh on it,
and so for the last six years, but so what?
Who cares, that's not important.
It's like a 150 pages of a book have been written.
And the first 150 pages Johny's been a clown.
Well you can write the last 10 pages.
You can write the last 10 pages.
Great talk man, I wish we do it more often!
It was a great talk tonight and I'm proud of you!
- I'm gonna borrow this. - I like where it heads man.
- I'm doing it in the morning. - Yeah, yeah.
- You're okay? - Yep, okay. Good night.
You don't love him.
- Good night, John. - Good night, Eddie.
Good night, mom!
Okay girls, let's go.
- What is this? - Looks like meter.
What is that you're doing?
- Research. - Background of the target.
This room is wraps. Thank you.
I John, take you Jane, my beloved wife.
To have you...
What's going on, Mrs. Smith?
Garden party girls.
Howdy, neighbour?
Wow! I can't believe, I've never been in here before.
- So, the living room. - Yeah.
- I love the floor, what's that tick?
- Red oak Martin, red oak.
And you won the gulp master's trophy this year.
- Yeah. - Again.
I'll be sitting on your medal next year.
Bitch.
Checking profiles is our main priority.
Utilize lies all means necessary.
Phone taps, credit cards, audio scan civilian frequencies.
Out of what, Jane?
You've reached the Smiths. We can't take your call right now,
but leave message after the tone, and we'll get back to you.
- And search the database. - For what? John Smith?
Find him.
- Jane? - What?
- I think I found him. - Where?
Here.
Pick size breaching the perimeter.
I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey.
- You are still Mrs. Smith. - Well, sooner or later.
Be careful Jane at pushing the button
anytime anywhere, sweetheart.
Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.
Last warning. You need to disappear.
- No. - Now.
ZONE CLEAR
- You really expect me to roll over and play dead?
- I guess you'd get used to that after
five years of marriage.
Six. And I'm not leaving.
E sector secured.
Anywhere at your time.
Intruder alert.
Evacuate now.